On back of box:
Warning! This is no ordinary holiday
trimming! Narrated by Lemony Snicket
in a uniquely dreary style, A Series
of Unfortunate Events tells the story
of the three Baudelaire children
and their attempts to escape the dreadful
Count Olaf. This “unfortunate” ornament
features three different ways to display
your picture with the characters.
It’s a very fine decoration that may
brighten all your holiday memories…
but probably not.