This law-abiding sock was born from one pun: “Odor in the court!” Even though I had no idea why sock puppets would need a legal system, that line was too good to pass up. I knew I had to give them the justice they deserved. Thus, Judge Darn ascended to the bench.
Front:
Judge Darn says,
“I hereby sentence you
to one day of birthday cheer!”
Inside:
Have all the fun
the law will allow!
Character story inside:
From the mysterious realm beyond the dryer –
it’s The Lost Socks!
Introducing
Judge Darn
Odor in the court!
A stinky Judge Darn
was ready to be washed,
but sadly didn’t make it
past the rinse cycle
when he was crushed
by a rather large brief!
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